1) Groove new swing so it becomes natural (as I've done three times previously before dominating)
2) Win regular tour event (as I've done a total of 71 times)
3) Win major championship (as I've done 14 times)
4) Regain #1 world ranking (that I've held for a total of 623 weeks)
5) Shut up Johnny Miller and Brandel Chamblee (among others)
6) Shut up Haney and Harmon
7) Shut up Rory McIlroy
8) Shut up other annoying English golfers (mostly Poulter)
9) Shut up John Feinstein (who probably can't break 145)
10) Shut up all the golf writers who have never even played yet say I'm done
11) Shut up all the golf TV analysts who say I'm done (while they're sitting in the booth careers over)
12) Shut up the morons on the golf channel's 19th hole who I could beat with one arm who say I'm done
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